shutupyoface:

this is inspiring

dustindeckard:

Patrick Moberg (there’s more)

(via nonduality:nevver)

justinu84:

asholay:

peterkay:

FFFFOUND!

aimee-b-loved:

nickdouglas:

FREE TEXAS with purchase of state of greater or equal value

(from 4chan)

I’m not a fan of anything Texan right now.

gravyholocaust:

(via ieatcatlitter)

Bubbles = instant reblog

gravyholocaust:

blackadder:

(via humanelement)

wactivist:

“Hello and welcome to The Sturgeon! This site will serve as  showcase for “The Sturgeon,” the new generation’s mullet, that ridiculous waft of bangs that hides the tears in emo boys’ eyes, or the horrible acne scars.” — www.dothesturgeon.com

This blog set up by some old buddies of mine in L.A. should really take off, especially if they jump to a tumblr format. The call the chick sturgeon “the pike.”  Love it so far.

chrisfromtheict:

The quickest way to get me to delete you from facebook

thedailywhat:

Morning Links:

• Google invented a new programming language, curiously named “Kill All Humans++.”

• Woman googles herself, finds long-lost dad.

• 19-year-old successfully uses Facebook status to get robbery charges dropped.

• Single Serving Site of the Day: My Kid Is Funnier Than Yours. Also: Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers. (via.)

• Single Serving Tumblr of the Day: The People of Waffle House.

• Morning Distraction: Fairune. (via.)

• Morning Wood: Alanna Kolette models both rebel and Old Glory bikinis. It’s kinda touching.

• Morning List: The 9 Types of Crappy Handshakes.

[image via.]

stephbarnard:

During my junior year of high school, I started dating my friend A. He was sweet, if a bit emotionally distant - but what 16-year-old guy isn’t? Anyway, the relationship didn’t last long, because about a month into it, he admitted to me that he was gay.

To say I reacted badly would be an understatement. I was pretty shy and awkward back in the day (still sometimes am), and A was the first guy who’d showed any interest in me in quite awhile. So to find out that I was, more or less, a test to determine whether he really liked girls was pretty devastating. It took me a long time to get over him, even in teenage-angst terms.

Over the years, several other guys I’ve crushed on/dated in the past have also revealed themselves to be gay or bisexual. Since I’m now fully recovered from the incident and can laugh about it, I make jokes about this. More than once, I’ve said, “If Luke ever leaves me, it’ll probably be for a guy.”

You know how it’s OK for you to make jokes about certain things, but not for other people to make the same joke? Yeah, this is one of those times. Let me be clear: I’m down with homosexuality. But do I want people to make jokes about my boyfriend being gay? Not really.

So when I read this bullshit just now, I was not amused.

Facts:

• This “advice column” post is written by Kyle Little.
• Kyle and I recently had a falling-out.
• After Kyle broke up with my friend Dustin earlier this year, Dustin was also the target of an advice-column “submission.” I know this because Kyle told me so.
• Kyle does not like Luke.
• Luke is quite thin (in fact, much to my non-amusement, he weighs less than me!) and wears skinny-fit jeans and American Apparel sweaters.
• I live on Belmont Street.

I think the facts speak for themselves.

So thanks, Kyle, for calling my boyfriend a fag and me a beard and a “public spectacle.” Thanks also to the staff of Naked City Magazine for endorsing this middle-school taunting. I can’t wait for this to be printed in the magazine. Really. So awesome of you guys.

Am I thin-skinned? Maybe. Does that make this any less stupid, offensive and lowbrow? Doubt it. If you were trying to get under my skin, congratulations, you were successful. Hope you’re all proud of yourselves.

justinu84:

fuckyeahmath:

forget-me-knot:

shanexcore:(via icanread)

We are douchebags. Douchbag Solidarity.

justinu84:

Also since I was born on Halloween the whole dressing up thing just seems pointless.

Also I have enough trouble picking out clothes to wear on a regular day.

Also I think I’ll go as basketball player.  I need new basketball shorts anyway.

kristenfromkansas:

oh, the governator.

thedailywhat:

Badassery of the Day: Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger sneaks an expletive into letter vetoing random infrastructure financing bill proposed by Assemblymember Tom Ammiano.

SFist thinks Schwarzenegger’s word play “could be in response to Ammiano’s recent outburst at the Governor during the Democratic County Central Committee gala. If you recall, the Assemblymember shouted to Schwarzenegger, among other things, to ‘kiss my gay ass.’”

thoughtvomit:

friendlyatheist:

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